First Demotivational Poster
SENIOR MOMENT -
INSTANT KARMA -
Fall in love? -
THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...
FIRST MAN IN SPACE -
MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense
MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies
TOUGH CHILDHOOD -
BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.
WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?
ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board
MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed
FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.
A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons
I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?
SCENE - Bowie did it first.
OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!
FIRST LOVE -
SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.
IN TWENTY-THREE STATES - Guys Can Marry Their First Cousins As Long As The First Cousin Isn't Another Guy
DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.
OH YA!!! -
IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing
RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors
PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment
KILLING SPREE -
YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!
FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"
THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - I am sorry, but as you can see the infection has reached her heart... Mickitosis is incurable...
AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego
MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.
O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.
THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile.
THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!
FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster.
TAKE IT EASY -
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -
A SIMPLE PLAN -
THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them
EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators
SAFETY - first?
THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me
PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them
"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...
FIRST STEP -
FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Sometimes, you can say the right things at the right times. Other times, you just look like a fool. It happens.
ABBOT & COSTELLO -
FIRST DATES -
DON'T YOU HATE IT -
YOU NEVER FORGET -
HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -
MY FIRST CAR - We never got on well So I took it out back and shot it
FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -
FUN, FUN, FUN -
i just dropped in -
Wait For It -
High School -
AND HERE IS JIMMY -
THIS - ...is why we DO NOT allow personal pictures.
Fisrt Love -
THIS IS WHAT FIRST CLASS LOOKS LIKE -
Do you ever fall asleep -
that first world problem -
Wonder Years -
SPOT THE LOON -
ONE LESS MOD -
THE FIRST FOURTY YEARS - Of a man's childhood are the hardest ...
MOTIFAKE.COM - Number 1 non porno site which means its 100000000th over all
IN SOVIET RUSSIA -
I Have An Idea ! -
MY FIRST MOTIFAKE - Just like star wars prequels Long overdue, And painfully bad
YOU SEE GUYS -
RE-PRODUCEMAN - Cute Kid! Looks just like the Father! But on a serious note, I'm not paying child support.
MY FIRST CAR - options included a smoking section
WHAT THE HELL? - We all thought you said there would be posters here?
MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Uploading your first Motifake is like a leap of faith, Its either going to be a great Achievement, Or everything will just go south...
WHAT IS OUR GOAL - MOTIFAKERS. -
MY FIRST RIDE - 500 MPH at 100FT Above Ground Level Nothing since has compared.
FIRST KISS - You will spend the rest of your life wondering if you could of done it better.
GENUIS - This guy used a rations box to keep his muzzle clean.
THEN AND NOW - Back In The Day: Oh sweetie that's wonderful! Today: OMG! Did you use protection?
JUST A NOTE -
SCHOOL VIOLENCE - I wouldn't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner... and we used to write essays like "What i'm going to be if I grow up"
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!
YOUR FIRST TIME - Remembered with sweetness, perhaps bitterness, too. You just know that from the first taste of it You wanted more!
THE FIRST TIME -
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