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First Demotivational Poster


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

Fall in love? -

THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...


TAGS: yuri gagarin first man in space
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 3:37 am
Nice! 5L
tellitlikeitis - April 10, 2011, 7:17 pm
I never saw this one, 5 L's for the lack of oxygen.
hasanjon - April 10, 2011, 12:01 pm
it unlikely
hasanjon - April 10, 2011, 12:01 pm
Your A g** wat is wrong with dude
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
haha 5ls from me
TheHallow1 - November 17, 2010, 2:33 am
Very unlikely.

MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense

TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?

MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless

BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.

TAGS: wolf beauty first skul leg
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Skulrath

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:58 am
Was this wolf a student at Heidelberg?
Skulrath - October 20, 2011, 5:41 pm
Well thank you!
commander9249 - October 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
CloudchaserS - October 14, 2011, 6:24 am
Oh well, thanx anyway :-)
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:56 am
I have no idea, but I loved it too. I found it on Google while looking up "Wolf". Also, I know the caption and stuff probably isn't too good, but this is my first :D
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 12:39 am
I have got to know who did that art so I can go see more of their works!

WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?

TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headsh** with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!

ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board

TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.

MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed

TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L

FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.

TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one

A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons

I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?

SCENE - Bowie did it first.

TAGS: scene bowie first
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by evrae

Cubbybear - April 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
One of my all time favorite films


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.

TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.

IN TWENTY-THREE STATES - Guys Can Marry Their First Cousins As Long As The First Cousin Isn't Another Guy

TAGS: first cousin marraige
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

andy30 - February 13, 2013, 7:53 pm
In MA, NJ, VT, CT and RI you and your g** first cousin can marry.
thatonechick - February 20, 2010, 4:33 pm
No, he probably saw the same news story I did. :
boeweizer - February 20, 2010, 11:24 am
rerun - February 20, 2010, 10:37 am

why would anybody even search this?

DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.

OH YA!!! -

TAGS: remember when your first
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks RL, It's good to be back
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:23 pm

awe5ome. love the style bone.
BoneCD - August 3, 2011, 8:18 pm
Hope you were able to clean it up....lmao
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 2:53 pm
Crap,,,I 5pit coffee on my monitor.

IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing



TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am

PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.

YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!

FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"

TAGS: worst first attempt thanks rick69
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:41 pm
Why thank you Carebear, much appreciated, I try... sometimes something like this surfaces
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
Well... 'strictly speaking' I hope he sent you that due to the humour and not thinking that the pic itself is a fail :/
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:42 am
Pointless now but, strictly speaking, I just yelled "picture of epic fail - stat"... my mate in the next room sent me this link over... so yeah... once again college life rules :D
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
Lol, yes, the idea was not there until the picture made it's way into the... well picture, so I thank you very much and put a thanks in the tags as well if you look closely ;)
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
So you actually did use that picture... :)

THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - I am sorry, but as you can see the infection has reached her heart... Mickitosis is incurable...

TAGS: the first sign of infection mickey mouse plague
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Chompers is known for his hazel nut
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:20 pm
either that or it s******ed the "Tea Bag"
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:18 pm
it's just an inflammed Mickey, too much time in the van
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:00 pm
Someone seems to have a mouse fixation.

AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego

3D -

MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.

TAGS: first car flintstone mobile
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:51 am

I would love to have this

O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.

THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile.

THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!

TAGS: he can see you coming and he shoots first
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:41 am
like it!

FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster.

TAGS: obama first family stimlus red ink debt politics democrats
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

WTFO - August 16, 2009, 6:32 pm
His daughters are going to a private school, so they are more likely to understand the end results of his massive spending practices on their future lives.
Derek - August 16, 2009, 6:20 pm
Because that cartoon is real life isn't it kiddies?


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL...5 wet poodles


TAGS: substitute teacher firs*day
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


TAGS: carrier launch or first down
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:48 pm
That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o
hktb40 - November 20, 2011, 10:55 pm
I cannot tell if this is thats what she said joke or not...


THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them

EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators

SAFETY - first?

TAGS: safety first car
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by James

agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
Easy to mock them... but after you lose a few poles, you'd be taking extra measures, too!

THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me

PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them

"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...


FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Sometimes, you can say the right things at the right times. Other times, you just look like a fool. It happens.

TAGS: chompers dog towel first impressions
Rating: 4.89/5

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ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:47 am
Heh, heh, heh! Fiver.
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:30 am
Couldn't have captioned this better. 5L!


TAGS: who s on first
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 2, 2011, 2:59 pm
Thanks RL, that is humbling to be sure.
Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:08 pm

awersome...thought it was an airman champ.


TAGS: the first ride on your bike spoilt by the police
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by vader

R.S.Jake - March 18, 2010, 10:49 am
They should be worn, but not mandatory in every state. Go to Idaho, you can get your self killed leaglly there! :)
Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
Helmets are like seatbelts. There is no logical reason to not wear one.


TAGS: sushi first dates
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:57 am
You guys are really really bad people! It was only one time, I was drunk and the room was pretty dark. They even call it dark room...
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 6:00 pm
forseti, they usually become bi after they become your ex
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 3:53 pm
Moo, rofl
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 8:25 am
I'm sure one of the guys you've dated liked chicks as well........JK!
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Where can I get a bi Ex??
hootizz - September 24, 2010, 1:59 am
This is BRILLIANT..!! a keeper for sure...
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 11:57 pm
Excellent akbar. 5L
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 11:34 pm
Game on indeed! 5L!


TAGS: the first time you talked the first time you walked and the first time you
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ouch....I still live in Texas. I have a horse, just need more quarters to start it.
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:49 pm
p.s. congrats to your new a**ignment. gonna need a fast horse to herd the cats
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
I lived in Texas then ;)
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:42 pm

GS - I had no idea you were from the deep, deep south
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
I distinctly remember what her mother said whan she caught us....Baaaaa! 5L



MY FIRST CAR - We never got on well So I took it out back and shot it


TAGS: first cedar fork river baptisism
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - October 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
now ph**oshop some ***bs on
CANADA - August 16, 2009, 2:48 pm
but you gota work for this one
AussieLad - August 16, 2009, 6:14 am
just not funny

McDonalds -

TAGS: mcdonalds food clowns television firsts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 11:53 pm
Some say I wear it too well. Almost broke a friend's arm when he foolishly snuck up on me. Gut reaction....? Maybe it was the clown makeup he was wearing...
MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:11 pm
Crotchety you wear your paranoia well...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:58 am
I forgot Willard Scott was the original Ronald McDonald clown; I guess I'm keeping my eye on him as well...
MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:35 pm
Thank you RogAz1.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:32 pm
5 supersized Lions on the side
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:30 pm
Except that 50 years ago, it wasn't as scary...?

Marriage -


i just dropped in -

TAGS: first edition kenny rogers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:49 am
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, What condition my condition wa5 in.

Wait For It -

TAGS: sayings interpretations leftovers signs first
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:04 pm
you did...I just got there 1st...bahaha.
Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 7:59 pm
d***...wish I'd thought of that...

High School -

TAGS: first car
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 12:12 am
An anti-sway bar... A simple $5 option that would've prevented the issue had with the rear-suspension on pre-'66 models... But most consumers saw that as a "sport" option, and therefore "unnecessary"! Show me something built now that doesn't include one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2013, 9:46 pm
Just the suggestion of a rabbits foot put me in the doghouse, so what if it was still attached to the rabbit?. (good to hear from you Airman)
Airman - September 10, 2013, 9:33 pm
gotta love those old big bench seats. We went to the drive in with our parents big boats.. to this day, I ask if I can bring a steering wheel to bed with us.. doesn't go over too well
spacedog - September 10, 2013, 7:08 pm
A green four door 1975 Mercury Marquis with a white vinyl roof. Uncle Buck drove a two door in the movie. Huge boat with a V8 and ultra glide suspension. It sucked on gas but had lots of room on those huge bench seats and flew down many country roads.
falloutghoul - September 10, 2013, 7:39 am
A '98 Buick.
EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2013, 2:35 am
'57 Volvo 444. I installed a 544's four-speed in it.
GaryO - September 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
54 chevy 2dr post, three on the tree. I really abused that little six cylinder, and she gave me all she had.

teamwork -


TAGS: first dates
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:50 am
"So, you say you're widowed?"

THIS - ...is why we DO NOT allow personal pictures.

TAGS: tshirts firstone bought congrats rerun
Rating: 4.92/5

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Bull - August 20, 2012, 9:16 pm
Holy Crap!! LOL!! those arms remind me of that one guy on Scary Movie 2 ..
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
Lack of use I'm guessin'(leave it alone mord). Thanks for the vote and glad it made your day!
rerun - August 20, 2012, 8:02 pm

OMG, I am laughing so hard I am chocking. What happened to my arms?

Fisrt Love -


TAGS: every act of creation is first an act of destruction
Rating: 4.76/5

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lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:07 am
@mooooooooo, Are you saying that popeye used to live here?
IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:08 am
Before having a baby, i destructed my wife. Oh, the screams...
5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:30 pm
"Its....Its....Ectoplasm!"--Randy Marsh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 9:12 pm
theres a masturbation joke here somewhere. 5L


TAGS: airline first class
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 5:08 pm
That looks more the the studio where they would make a p*rno film about a guy on a private jet, than an actual private jet.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Whoa! What airline provides that?!?

Do you ever fall asleep -

TAGS: asleep hope wake this is my first ever ph**oshop in gimp are you proud of me momma
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:16 pm
loving the dark style

that first world problem -

TAGS: apps phone cellular update first world problems
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

demon001 - July 26, 2014, 12:06 am
akkor végre ideje!
Bolverk3778 - December 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Only a problem if you have lumbered yourself with a 'Smartphone'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:29 am
Or hutsese.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 12:41 pm
Could be worse. Like Klingon or something hehe. L L L L L

Wonder Years -


TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by livegrape

Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!



TAGS: the first rule of hair club
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:00 pm

great, now everybody knows...and I keep having to look over my shoulder

THE FIRST FOURTY YEARS - Of a man's childhood are the hardest ...

TAGS: first fourty years childhood man
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 4:35 pm

maoworks2 - May 25, 2012, 9:43 am
You Got That Right.

MOTIFAKE.COM - Number 1 non porno site which means its 100000000th over all

TAGS: first
Rating: 4.4/5

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TAGS: my first and only one
Rating: 4.33/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
Bwahahaha! So long Aggy!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:47 pm
lol Who doesn't wait for TOC week?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:38 pm
Best suicide note you ever read! LOL!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 10:33 pm

been nice knowing you aggy.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 10:30 pm
LOL...you know you're dead...right? 5 poodles

I Have An Idea ! -

TAGS: electricity 1920 first time russians
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:28 pm
And exactly what is it that you believe Silvie...I suggest you think carefully if you reply...thanks for the 5L's hun.
Silverheart - May 24, 2013, 12:06 pm

I believe it. 5 newly illuminated Lions.

MY FIRST MOTIFAKE - Just like star wars prequels Long overdue, And painfully bad

TAGS: first one star wars
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 7:46 pm
(As long as your participation here doesn't take the same course as your poster's character) Welcome!
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:42 pm

we all start somewhere, most of us closer to the basement than you. Good 1st effort


TAGS: aggy s first and last lesson for the new batch of mods
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - March 13, 2010, 8:47 am
can we go now? my nuts are freezin!! 5L
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 1:13 am
Reminds me of the moth and candle parable. 5 returning salmons, spacedog!
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:10 am
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:00 am
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nothing makes abetter meal than ho*** salmon.

RE-PRODUCEMAN - Cute Kid! Looks just like the Father! But on a serious note, I'm not paying child support.

TAGS: you should get a dna test done first thing
Rating: 4.13/5

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Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
HAHAHAH!! uncanny...
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, you know, it just happens. It all started with me pooping on Bovee's lawn.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:36 am
Jeebus jake, u r a s**t! First pir now pro! When will the seed sewing stop man!


MY FIRST CAR - options included a smoking section

TAGS: first car
Rating: 3.82/5

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WHAT THE HELL? - We all thought you said there would be posters here?

TAGS: maybe next time you should call first
Rating: 3.82/5

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Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
Eh **** happens pro, BTW 5 Multi colored push pins for u
Produceman117 - January 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Aaahhh!!! That second question mark was NOT intentional. F*ck!

MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced.

TAGS: first time assignment
Rating: 3.69/5

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LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 6:48 am
5L! I know that was a short review, but I'm...sleepy now...
Produceman117 - November 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Thanks to you all. The idea just "came" to me. (Okay, I'll stop)
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 9:30 pm
Excellent work, Produceman. 5 hair triggers.
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
This better make the top 5! 5L
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:54 pm

FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Uploading your first Motifake is like a leap of faith, Its either going to be a great Achievement, Or everything will just go south...

TAGS: first motifake techie
Rating: 3.68/5

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Techie - March 9, 2011, 7:14 am
HA! i was expecting that
pzykosiz - March 8, 2011, 4:58 pm
don't tell him that. we've got to kick him around a bit first
5150monkeylove - March 8, 2011, 1:01 pm
I liked this one. Its a good breakthrough poster. Keep them coming. Get with any of the elders for advice on poster making advice.


TAGS: first site tribute what is our goal motifakers another word play
Rating: 3.64/5

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LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
Motifake's Patent Application for the "Junk-Punch" is still pending, right? 5er!!!

MY FIRST RIDE - 500 MPH at 100FT Above Ground Level Nothing since has compared.

TAGS: my first car challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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phydeaux - February 16, 2010, 1:00 pm
No, this was VA-122 at NAS Lemoore. A training squadron. But when there were no weekend warriors or other losers there, we got to play with the toys...
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:45 pm
Pretty low Fido. Vietnam?

FIRST KISS - You will spend the rest of your life wondering if you could of done it better.

TAGS: first kiss life wondering better
Rating: 3.5/5

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dslohand - May 20, 2012, 9:41 am
LOL 5 smooches After the first kiss it goes down hill from there? maybe?
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 7:14 pm
Best to have several for those important days in her life too. Wedding....birth of 1st child...(lol). Threats and bribes take you a far way as a parent!
SteveFurlong - May 18, 2012, 7:03 pm
Thanks! I have a GREAT idea of a picture to take of my 4-y-o... for blackmail when she's a mouthy teenager.

GENUIS - This guy used a rations box to keep his muzzle clean.

TAGS: genuis wwii first infantry
Rating: 3.48/5

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Noobcakez - December 30, 2009, 11:53 pm
I know how to spell genius. It was just a simple typo. I didn't check what I did. You still get the joke. No need for trolling.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:16 pm
No grammar Nazi's for the title word?... meh... trap?
rerun - December 29, 2009, 8:50 pm

a lot of miltary use condoms to keep "xyz" out of their weapons. non-lube type standard issue is some parts of the world just for that purpose.
The Goat - December 29, 2009, 8:48 pm
The Canadian army routinely uses condoms for this purpose. If you want to believe our troops are extra-ho*** that's OK but they really do work for keeping dirt out of the muzzle!

THEN AND NOW - Back In The Day: Oh sweetie that's wonderful! Today: OMG! Did you use protection?

TAGS: first kiss then now
Rating: 3.4/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:33 pm
Ba ha ha
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:31 pm
but Mom... we didn't monkey around


SCHOOL VIOLENCE - I wouldn't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner... and we used to write essays like "What i'm going to be if I grow up"

TAGS: love first ask questions later
Rating: 3.38/5

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440wakeup - March 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
My school was so stuff, they'd check is for guns at the door, if you didn't have one....they'd issue you one. You cant goto math without a 9mm you crazy.

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!

TAGS: first marge simpson then jessica rabbit and before you know it power girl is playmate of the year
Rating: 3.35/5

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DrEvo82 - October 12, 2009, 2:26 pm
Does the carpet match the dra**s?
ANON - October 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Well then become available to us guys again Naru...and we wont have to get excited about this!

YOUR FIRST TIME - Remembered with sweetness, perhaps bitterness, too. You just know that from the first taste of it You wanted more!

TAGS: your first time love coffee bitter sweet
Rating: 3.17/5

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Derek - February 23, 2010, 12:01 am
Ohhh yesssss


TAGS: first time with a girl and on the internet way to go kid
Rating: 3.04/5

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Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 6:04 pm
Thanks for the comments, guys. I'm glad you like the poster.
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 8:55 am
You might have forgotten the "e" in grande though, i dont know if im right actually, but good poster still 5L
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 8:08 am
Nice Bart. 5Ls